I won’t be the first to climb Mt. Everest but I’m sure I’ll do it the fastest. You see I love climbing and hiking, in fact I love it so much that spider-man doesn’t have shit on me. The only thing I love more than hiking is playing sports, I was once compared to Lionel Messi, Michael Jordan and Peyton manning in the same breath. I’ll admit I’m not the best at every sport, but put a soccer ball in front of me and I’ll show you things you’ve never seen done with a ball. You’re probably thinking, “Damn, this guy is some kind of an action hero.” And you’d be right, but like Bruce Willis on Christmas day I also have a soft side. I’ve been told I’m the best listener a friend could ever dream of, but I don’t like to admit it because I’m also the most humble person alive, mother Theresa and Ghandi could have taken lessons from me on humility. My name is Justin Ward and I am synonymous with greatness. 
  • JoinedSeptember 19, 2014



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