🌌 Kai/Uniqua 🌌

Also, expect a late release of a Halloween skit along with some early Christmas ones this month! I may also try to get more work done on Royaltale, DTLE, or one of the XReaders after the holidays unless I start them this month.

I'll go fix the pfp later.

Uni: Alright, I'm back in control! I hope Papyrus did his job well here.

Mettaton: Okay, we all know what subgenre of alt you are, Uni. I have only done one alt look and the gatekeepers said I was either doing too much or not doing enough or styling it correctly. I need your help fitting in.
          
          Uniqua: Bro, I'm still new to it myself. They say the alt community isn't about fitting in but, there have been gatekeepers in it as long as it's been around. My advice: don't listen to them and just do what you feel comfortable with and what you like. They can all shove it. I say this with what little experience I have because most alt and goth peeps are gay, neurodivergent, outcasts, or all of the above. You and I, my dude, are all of the above because we aren't humans. We are LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent. So, get crazy with it! Do a full face or keep it simple. You can either have spikes, volume, bangs, a buzz cut, or a full-on mop. There are no limits when you are finding your style. You could even get away with drag while still being goth. As long as you don't oppose what this community stands for, you can sit with us. Also, I will tackle anyone who tries to fight you about it, so loosen up the shackles and keep the chains because that's how you accessorize the fit.
          
          Mettaton: So, I could do Scene mixed with Victorian, Vampire, and Mall goth?
          
          Uniqua: Yeah, you can. Make sure you find the correct pieces for the look. You may have to thrift and DIY some of them. Since your hair is synthetic, I recommend getting extensions and wigs to protect the fibers from frying. You'll wanna protect the extensions and wigs, too. Those may also be synthetic unless stated otherwise by the maker or seller. It's better to research the best places to find good quality wigs for a great price.
          
          Mettaton: Oh, I'm already so excited to try this! Now, we can match whenever we go out together!

I have been so out of it lately, man. I need to figure out what to change my pfp and user to.

Ugh, I really don't feel well. I woke up with a sore throat and a migraine. Both have lasted all day. I don't do anything weird. We just spent the last week cleaning and prepping for a Halloween party. This always happens whenever we do hefty cleaning and rearranging. We all get stuffy noses and sore throats. I don't know if any of those kids that came over had something that aggravated my allergies or asthma but, I'm certain it'll make it's way throughout our house.

Papyrus: DON'T WORRY, HUMAN! UNIQUA IS JUST AMAZING! SHE'S PERFECTLY NORMAL!
          
          Uniqua: I flip roaches inside out, freeze dry them, and fry them in ungodly amounts of grease.
          
          Mettaton: Can you not be so morbid?
          
          Uniqua: Sorry, I thought I saw my father outside. He must know to stay away and never cross me again. Besides, that's not even the worst I could do. I am descended from vikings and Norse women. I have brave blood paired with insanity.

Papyrus: YOU SEE, HUMAN? SANS AND I MADE YOU THE PERFECT COSTUME!
          
          *Papyrus holds up a skeleton onesie that can be worn under regular clothes.*
          
          Papyrus: YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE US NOW! ISN'T THAT NEAT?

Mettaton: I challenged a human child to a dance battle and won.
          
          Undyne: I challenged a human child to arm wrestling and won.
          
          Papyrus: I CHALLENGED A HUMAN CHILD IN BASKETBALL AND WON.
          
          Uniqua: I challenged a human child to a gladiator-style battle and won.
          
          Frisk: I just had the worst day of my life.

Papyrus: THIS IS SO EXCITING! DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET TO SEE REAL VAMPIRES THIS YEAR, SANS?