I'm just a unicorn with a broken horn.
My name is Maxx and this is my story:
     I was walking through the forests of Narnia when three wild wolves came and started beating me up. I was never told why but they did call me a faggot so I'm guessing that. Anyway after the harassment ended I moved so no one would hurt me. Now I live in Wonderland and all day I dance with band members and have tea parties with my cousin. 
(while I typed this in reality I was getting humped by a dog so someone shoot me)