Dear individual to stray around Wattpad and stumble upon my unproductive chaotic site!
Hear me out and excuse all the swearing:

Fuck all the stupid shit my lazy depressed ass wrote her in this very description just to disappear for what feels like centuries (not kidding).

Ahem **clears throat**
I am back from the dead and I will bring my greatness upon you heathens and non-believers! (Spoken like a true atheist)

So, enjoy the actually awesome new pieces I created and am soon to create and be amazed to hear this further announcement:
I will reward your faithfullness -I'm such a bad bitch for bad atheistical puns-
with the fanfictions and AUs I'm soon to write and publish! 

So stay alert and look forward to the upcoming Alice in Wonderland AU and my very own Jerome Valeska (Gotham) Childhood AU!