Argenti F. Wonderful

One side of Lloyd fans: "I love Lloyd so much! He's such a dork, and he's so cute! I wanna go on cute dates with him and learn about his hobbies, and–"
          
          Another side of Lloyd fans: "Lloyd is so hot, I want him to pin me to a wall with his strong arms and make out with me until we can't breathe, then I want him to–"
          
          A small but still there side of Lloyd fans: "I really think of Lloyd more as a (family member), so I usually put (me/my persona/my OC) in more wholesome, familial scenarios–"
          
          Me, who is discovering themselves through subjecting their favorite comfort character to their imagination: "Draw him pregnant."
          
          The "Cute Lloyd" fans:
          
          The "Hot Lloyd" fans:
          
          The "(family member) Lloyd" fans:
          
          Me: "Okay, but like, hear me out—"

Lobster by RJ Pasin goes so hard.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (Wish somebody did that to me– AHEM I MEAN WHAT???? WHO SAID THAT?!?!?)

Eyyyyyy, guess who is sick on Christmas day again for the second time in a row! YAYYYYY!!!!!
          
          Hey, at least I didn't throw up this year (knock on wood).
          
          
          Happy Holidays, yall.

I feel like Morro is portrayed as either a freaky freakster who will flirt with anyone ON SIGHT or despise them (prolly has a breathing kink low-key) OR He's a raging Asexual who's like; "Hehe, nice." At the mention of sex.
          
          
          
          
          
          Either way, he's an emo tricky trickster and a green scrunkly. We don't talk about how some people think him and Lloyd should kiss, tho. No hate to them, I just think they've got more of a cousin dynamic.

They're most likely coming out with a live action LEGO Ninjago Movie, and the writers are the same for the series, but there's a bunch of speculation on who should be casted for who.
          
          
          
          
          Personally, I wholeheartedly say we cast Walker Scobell as Lloyd Garmadon. I will beg him myself, no cap.

Hey, guess who got into Terot and did some with their friends!
          
          
          
          Lloyd probably says hi, he's still moody after last night when I was getting thirsted over by some horndog spirit and won't talk to me. My guy is clingy and gets jelly VERY easily.

I hate how all my friends are uncultured swines and aren't in many of my Fandoms (Ninjago especially).
          
          
          *[Proceeds to weep in a corner]*

I decided to share my comfort Me x Lloyd fic, so ya'll can obviously read it. Though I will update when I feel like it or when convenient, so be warned. 
          
          Have a nice day/night!

Curse gender

Most Lloyd G × Reader Writers: "Oh, I'm so original with my fancy mixup of the show and the movie, and both protagonists are so iconic and mostly kid friendly ✨️"
          
          
          Me, with my Lloyd G × Persona fanfic that has heavily implied gore: "I'm going to make this one hell of a wild ride, but I can't figure out if I should imply they bang or not. Decisions, decisions, woe is me."
          
          
          No hate yall, ur all great and I love ur books