Hello! I'm Miss Maple. I don't know why that's my code name but I like it. I used code names because I have an identity problem. 

I could be your best friend. I could be your girlfriend. I could be your daughter. I could even be your Mom. 

No one will ever know.

But let me tell you something about myself.

I love coffee. It relaxes my nerves. I love reading myself. I love quotes that is understandable, not deep. I have a weird sense of humor. Mostly, it's just my abnormality. I am weird just like that.

Freaked out yet?

If not, then I salute you.

Please be my friend. I don't have any. 

xoxo,
Miss Maple