2 Jokes today, Out of Bordom!
So there's this girl who walked around touching things. She eventually touched me and asked, "Why's it so small?" I didn't know what was worse. Me telling her that was the baguette or me asking why she's using her hand to go everywhere. So of course I did the worse, and just said, "Well you're looking at it so you tell me." She then replied, "Sir, I'm blind." I then told her it was a baguette, and she just kept walking. Since then she's gotten a cane, to go places.
A guy kept walking into things, knocking, into them more like. One of his good friends asked him why. He said, "I want to see how many things I can knock up before my wife. So if she leaves me, I can tell her she wasn't the first knocked up by me."