Heyy
I'm way to lazy to do anything that requires focus for more than 10 minutes. In other words I gave up writing a book within an hour. I'm very childlike so most people don't like that. 

Warning:if you take any food from me don't be surprised if I'm in your room tonight. Oh shit that sounds so wrong. 
Sarcasm is basically 60% of my whole personality oh and pls don't worry if you don't understand me sometimes I'm working on it (sarcasm). 

Music has been with me since I was born mostly because I was a natural born singer.. sorry I can't sing for shit. 

Wattpad is basically my lifeline and my favourite trope is grumpy x sunshine because why not 😩 


Whatever you do don't come after me if I'm too dirty minded pls I have a wife and 8 kids (yh moreee sarcasm) 
I'm way too awkward for this world once I managed to trip up the stairs and fell down them whilst walking up (pls tell me you understand that) AND THATS ABOUT IT 🐎💨🦔