i shot hot sauce up my ass and jumped around to get it mixed up inside me and then i died and rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean dick and everyone in hell was like oh shit what is that and they see me coming with these two huge balls it looked like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, absulutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a fucking chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence