UnofficialLalo

Said he was a femboy so I farted on his pillow to give him some pinkeye

At the torta club and your mom is there with me buying me a drink #Ifuckedyourmom

Heartbroken vibes… My girlfriend wouldn’t let me eat the shit in the toilet bowl…

Bunny Maloney writers really wake up everyday and go "I wanna write about uhhhhh the blue one getting taunted by a little kid and uhhhhhh fucking their mother as they're forced to watch, oh and the horny sheep just casually stabs a black guy to death and resurrects the KKK to fuck all big booth white bitches -- SEND DRAFT!"

Bunny Maloney genuinely just be out of pocket for a kids show. Like they had stripper poles in more than one episode from what I've heard.

I think i inherited one of King Von's dreads and one of Bjork's eyelashes cause I'm weird for a mf living in the hood.
          
          Do NOT come to Lynwood they shoot up every other place here and you will get violated by a mf decades older than you pleasuring themselves in public ts is genuinely just a South Park episode I'm in 24/7

Side note it do be a whole other world out there cause I've been in like three lockdowns over a shooting outside my school and yet I have never been as mentally drained as some of yall on here.
          
          I be seeing MilfTortaSmasher79 talking about some "I think someone spread rumors about me at school today" and I'll be like "oh damn that's crazy," whole time I just beat four different cases at once like-

Public hanging of EveryDayBirb at dawn tomorrow

Oomf just rickrolled me fml

PICK YOUR POISON! That one oomf that’s…
          
          -on block blast too much
          -got a massive rack
          -too obsessed with the cure
          -knows the most niche fast food places to go to
          -gooning to fat people 24/7
          -lowkey a problematic person
          -watching BFDI as an unc
          -draws too much
          -scrolls Pinterest instead of doing anything else
          -mamas boy
          -number one Israel and maga supporter
          -favorite artist has SA allegations against them
          -history nerd
          -public gooner