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Author: I may have gotten side track during my playthrough of Metal Gear Rising Revengance, Hades, and that new Sonic game -- and possibly forgot to update amid beating the dog piss out of Senator Armstrong. 
          
          Jack: You got folded like eight times before you figured out how to parry. 
          
          Author: Anyways, being older aside. Expect some updates. Specifically the current three books up will each receive an update: DAL, TSK, FATE.  Taking a page out of my good friend Zuitheredfox's book and deciding to cook through the rest of the remaining year. 
          
          Jack: You still haven't finished reading Akame Ga kill, what about that book?
          
          Author: You say something?

OKAY I WAS NEARLY 3 HOURS BEHIND SCHEDULE, but the new book is up!

Thanks for the follow Goat, love your fate story can’t wait to read the second part 

Jack: You really forgot to check the comments for two straight weeks? You didn't update for two weeks!
          
          Author: Listen, I may have forgot to check the comments. But I am writing I'll have you know!
          
          Jack: How did you forget! You published a new book! We still have one more to put up!
          
          Author: Ok, okay -- OKAY! When I publish a chapter, I kinda don't like checking the comments days after, its part of the process to make sure I don't say anything dumb." 
          
          Jack: "Your existence is a joke." 
          
          Author: "...I just forgot to check the comments longer than I should have--"
          
          Jack: "Do you have anything to say?" 
          
          Author: "....I am very happy with the response the first chapter of volume two received and glad to see some new faces in the other books? I also..."
          
          Jack: "Out with it!" 
          
          Author: "I still plan to update both series back to back!" 
          
          Jack: "See! There we go. Now viewers, as editor of the chapters, I can FINALLY and confidently say we are prepared to deliver some solid work soon enough. RIght?" 
          
          Author: "I literally had to just rewrite a storyboard days ago. Do you know what it's like to edit over seventy thousand words you cun--!"
          
          Jack: "Fantastic! And along with our current works, on the 31st of Halloween, we will be publishing a brand new special chapter or book, whatever I can convince him to do first." 
          
          Author: "Say what now?" 
          
          "Consider it payback for ignoring your work for two weeks."

FINALLY! Fate Lost Horizon Volume 2 is up and out!

Daquavious Shitz. Speak to us
          
          - The Gay One

Okay, the first chapter to the Lost Horizon V2 was supposed to come out this week to follow what was supposed to be last week's update, but things happened, and on the Brightside -- TSK has been updated twice and we're officially on our way into the second half of the season. 
          
          Now unto to getting the fate stuff out. FINALLY! FINALLY GOD--
          
          Jack: "He's currently being restrained."

Hiya, just wondering who's the love interest for your Serpent king book?

An Irishman, another Irishman, and ANOTHER Irishman walk into a bar. Followed by another Irishman. 
          
          The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?" 
          
          The first Irish man says, "My King forbids I drink." He's clearly a knight.
          
          The second Irishman calls the first, "A neutered dog." It would take one to know one after all.
          
          The third Irishman looks at the bartender and answers, "I'm underaged." Although both prior men are puzzled by that statement. (A different time period perhaps?)
          
          The last Irishman explains, "I have to drive them back home." He unfortunately is plighted with common sense. 
          
          Now, the question I ask, who among them walked out with half their internal bodily fluids marked as -- 50% alcohol?

The Serpent King has been updated. 
          
          Now, onto the next project.