"I'm neurotic, [s]he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic."

Basically, a collab account of four high school girls who ATTEMPT to write novels together. One's capable of murder with her longer-than-two-feet hair, one's a privileged jackass who knows words (?), one's a nervous bisexual mess who is tragically in-love with Starbucks (and MBTI), and one's a silent ninja who could literally fall asleep anywhere easily. (All in a specific order)

//Willow ( @WillowGRosario )
- I love reading books and listening to music! I am a huge book geek and I am proud of it. I belong to the Hufflepuff (Although I act like a Slytherin most of the time) house of Hogwarts and to the Horned Serpent house of Ilvermorny. My wand is Dogwood wood, Dragon Heartstring core, 11 1/2 inches and has Unyielding flexibility (WillowGRosario on Pottermore). So farewell my prens and ALWAYS love HP! :)

//Morrigan ( @destroyboys )
- Xylocarp.

//Jamie ( @wrxting- )
- "Jesus, I've evolved a lot over the years, let's start over. Hi, I'm Mari," she says as she sexily slides a card over to you. She is trying way too hard. "I'm guessing you don't know your type-your MBTI type..." Her smile's crooked, obviously drunk as hell. "I'm an INTJ... let's find yours out tonight, darling."

You flip the card over... there's two links:
VANILLA: https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
HARDCORE: https://jung.test.typologycentral.com/

//Nutasha ( @CoconutTacoShark ) 
- "wOt?" - Alyssa (The End of the F***ing World)
*mic drop*