'Ello! (And yes, that hello is like that on purpose. DEAL WITH IT.) I'm Emily AKA UnsungSiren. I'm a book lover and obsessed. I love writing and making people laugh because of the ridiculously sarcastic humor I write in my stories. If you're on my good side, congratulations, that doesn't happen often. If you're on my bad side (basically 99% of the earth's population), you better watch your back. 
THINGS ABOUT YOURS TRULY, ME!!! :
My friends say I'm insane; I say I'm "strange". 
YOU TAKE MEH CHEETOS, YOU FACE DA WRATH!!!!! (What's funny is my spell checker thinks 'meh' is a word, but 'cheetos' isn't. Da f?)
I have compared someone's looks to an eggplant. They were quite unhappy with this, and therefore threatened my existence. 
When I laughed at said person, they threatened me more. I laughed in their face unpleasantly, somewhat like a donkey. It was the weirdest laugh I've ever laughed. 
I AM OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER. Seriously, one of my friends asked me, "On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?" So I said, "Nine and three-quarters." My friend was like, "Did you just - ?" And I was like, "Yeah. Yeah I did."
Congratulations, you've actually read all the weird crap I've written. Bravo! *phantom audience claps* 
ONE MORE THING...
SOMETIMES................... YOU JUST GOTTA WALK YOUR POTATO, BRO. (OMG that rhymed! Wait... Did it?) 
Bye! WAIT. JUST KIDDING! Did you really think I would let you get away that easily? NO. Please, please, please read my books here! THEY ARE AWESOME! Sooooo..... yeah. I'm actually done now. Bye!