My friend just wrote a really gay song lmao
Here it is:
Hey
I’m here to tell you a little something
You deserve better
Follow me…
HELLO I’m a lesbian
No, not a straightian
I do not like guys and here is why
One, guys are manipulative
Two, women are more creative
Three, guys treat you like an object
The closet is a weird place to be but trust me
Coming out is a good feeling
Step one, walk out the door
Step two, announce it to the world
Step three, wait that’s not PG-13
OOPS!
Step three is be the gayest you can be
That’s all I can say or else I’ll get demonetized
BUT HEY
I’m gay
And I am here to say
It’s a good feeling
Oh, here come the rainbows
OOOHH
I’m gay
Say hey
If you’re a girl I’ll date youuu
If you’re not, I’ll give you the boot
HEY
I’m gay
Sing this song today
Be gay with me, don’t be shy
Hooray!