I'd chew a man's dick off for a Klondike bar - call me Dr. Salad.

 I don't follow back, no exceptions. Keep your comments strictly in my books or the message board/conversations.

Don't ask me to read your stories, unless its Dystopian - it's usually a waste of time. If I'm interested, I'll look. And don't pretend to have not read this and post anyway. 

I'll find you.