I'll eat your gf

ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST ALREADY ?!?

// Gore Warning 
          
          
          I WAS PLAYING WITH SCISSORS AND I SLICED MY HAND. HELP. KETCHUP IS GOING EVERYWHERE ?! BANDAIDS WON'T FIT.
          WHAT

There it is again
          That funny feeling
          ...

Welcome to the internet on loop for 10 days. Help 

Are we really joking at a time like this </3

YOU COOL