a rat

Rise up my baguette

I couldn't finish shaving my legs last night so I have one half of a shaved leg-

"Wow, Onion! That's a beautiful bag of hair... Who's is it?"

I wanted to take a cold shower. 
          
          It didn't feel good.

Alrighty. It's been a bit less than three hours since I've decided to pull an all-nighter. I've got my cold water in my cat water bottle that was $8 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond + My lovely fanfics that I picked out a few nights ago. Maybe around 3:30 I'll find the balls to write a bit. It's been I while since I've posted anything new-

Hello my dearest, followers
          
          I'm in a desperate search for someone who'd like to do a Hamilton rp. You can pick the ship or the au or whatever. I don't care anymore. Please help me or send someone to help me. Thank you.
            
            ~QB

I just found sprinkles, powdered sugar, and chocolate chip waffles. It's time to be a true American and gain exactly 30 lbs. by eating one meal.

I lost a sock in my sleep. Send help.

Okay I'm tired and I'm in bed right now, but my body just did the weird fall-thing and now I don't want to go to bed and I've wrote Chapter 4 for my zombie au on paper and I want to copy it down nowwww

OH GOD HELP ME THERE'S A STINK BUG CRAWLING UP MY DRESSER AND IT'S 12 IN THE MORNING SO I CAN'T GET RID OF IT------