Hey, um... What's up?

If you've stumbled upon my page and are willing to actually read any of this, you just might learn a thing or two. I'm snarky and sarcastic, although I can be quite oblivious. I'm short and childish, I've been told I have a cute voice (what ;-;) and I look like I'm in sixth grade. While I'm talkative and can chat your ear off, I'm known to be quite shy and won't start a conversation myself. (On purpose, at least.) 

I'm huge on grammar, love to write, I went to a private school for three years, and wasn't really taught math until about third grade and so I'm a bit slow, but I'm a year ahead (another what). I was taught how to type growing up, but I don't really use it. My hands kind of just split the keyboard in half and I type to my heart's content.

I don't run, I don't get in trouble, I don't make friends easily, and I don't *not* procrastinate. (Double negatives, I know, I know.) I want to get to know people, and I want to break out of this stupid shell that has *got* to be at least three feet thick. I'm a pun enthusiast. There is never a time I won't make a pun without laughing. I can't keep a serious conversation, I'm imaginative, and I love animals. If I'm in a car and I see a stray, I'm pressed against the glass screaming at it to love me. 

They usually do.

█ 10% Groaning about School
██ 20% Schoolwork
███ 30% (/@~@)/
████ 40% Literature 
█████ 50% Artsy-Fartsy 
██████ 60% Shy
███████ 70% Awkward
████████ 80% Homestuck
█████████ 90% Animu and Mangoes
██████████ 100% Quirky

((Hey there! My background of the cute little reindeer is from http://www.elisasassi.com in case you might want it. It's such a cute website! Their background in adorable and so unique!))