UrAverageBozo

It's actually impressive how fast my mother is able to suck the soul out of me

Im actually so fucking mad i've been trying to post this amazing edit that I spent so much fucking time on and TikTok won't let me FUCKING post it
          
          I've been trying for 3 FUCKING DAYS TikTok what do I have to do? sell me soul? what the fuck. It's been 60% loading for DAYS

i'm so bored what should I write?

I love straightening my hair because it's so stiff that it's like those really cool crunchy cosplay wigs

NOT TIKTOK TELLING ME TO GET HELP AFTER SEARCHING UP TORITSUKA WHAT THE HELLY

proud to say i'm a douma hater after watching my mandatory morning shinobu content and then slipping like a looney toon character outside on some ice.

I absolutely refuse to believe Draculaura is 5'5 without heels, i love her but at most she's 4'11.

i'm feeling kinda ugly, time to re watch every single gen 1 monster high movie

I hate braces because now my teeth are to big for my mouth and that means I bite the insides of my mouth.

I wish I was a boy born in the middle ages. 
          because then I could've been a femboy and manage to somehow convince some French guy that we procreated a 4 year old child knowing damn well I'm a Chinese man.
          or that I could've had a 2 country wide betting pool on wether I had a dihh or not.
          
          i'm not crazy this stuff had actually happened.
          a guy named d'eon had roumers on his gender plus had beef with the French king and the other guy was a chinese dude who convinced a French man that he was a girl and had a full blown relationship with him and then convinced him that this random 4 year old was their child.
          good times man.