UrAverageBozo

my mommy made the best somali sambusa it's delicious

Drake did NOT cook with this Despacito take two ahh song. giving "i love it when you call me senorita" next episode. Buddy made duolingo so pissed off they came right back out the coffin

bro my mommy thinks im emo because she caught me doing my preshower makeup using her black eye thingy as emo makeup what do i say???
          she don't know english well and literally said quote on quote 'so ur not black enough is that why ur playing with my makeup??'

I’m so fucking mad 
          
          When i finally, finally open up a little to the people around me is when she wants to move.
          Her reason being “oh i just don’t like it here” like excuse me you had no problem no complaints about being here tf u mean “i don’t like it” you got a stable job, everything is stable you have no reason to move.
          
          It’s the same fucking song and dance too i’ve been in America for four years and i’ve moved 7 times what the fuck 
          Every damned time she moved closer to her friends like ma’am you have transportation you can meet them any day of the week i have to hide my friends existence to you

please tell me Angles friends was not a fever dream, pls pls pls

i'm falling into so many rabbit holes byee

bro i just realised that Iris from Lolirock was 15 like what in the Billie eillish was she doing preforming with a Taylor Swift era's tour level concert??

so hungry i might pass out for the second time

@UrAverageBozo idk bro 

is it just me or is the show horrid henry kinda fucked up.
          
          like my guy henry says "hello sir" and gets in trouble. 
          my guy doesn't know the answer to a question gets detention.
          
          my guy literally saved his brother from a dog twice his size and gets yelled at, he was three.
          
          his mom literally tells him he'll be nothing but a useless bloke that causes mischief like the fuck?
          
          ngl henry should've been horrid just to spite them