Hi, I'm ur mom, but I'm not ur mom.
Have ya heard the news, I'm into dudes.
Hello hello let's have some fun when I came out to my dad he said I have no son.
That's some gay shit right there.
Hugs not drugs.
Crack is wack.
It's not cuul to juul in schuul.
Hit kids, not juuls.
If you wanna know about me, just ask and I'll put it here.
Buh bye.
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