Fred.

I am the riches player in roblox as you can see look at all the robux *fart* lets gooo. Eat. Doo doo. :)

Emotionally I would equate myself to a ball pit. Don’t ask me why , for I don’t even understand. idk probably something to do with my childhood trauma it’s 4am please leave me alone 

I enjoy the simple things in life. Like measuring a worm in kilometres.

I watched my cat pee on my carpet today 

I AM SATISFIED WITH THE REPUTATION IVE GIVEN MYSELF ON WATTPAD. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES LIKE “DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS EXIST” AND “HAVE YOU HAD THOUGHTS OF HURTING OTHERS OR YOURSELF” 

My dad is leaving us. I don’t seek pity, im just saying that my dad is leaving us. On another note I got free banana bread at Starbucks today

Who needs cars when you can run on all fours? Imagine a society where we put aside the strongest people when they were born and taught them how to be cars. What the fuck am I saying.

If Jesus were to come alive again and walk into my room he would nail himself to the cross and cry tears of joy while he bled out. I’m just saying that I would be the reason Jesus were to abandon us for the second time. 

Who needs rest when you can collect virtual bees and cry and eat yogurt 

I’m gay for salamanders