Idiot-With-A-Chair

Did you know that, Atoms never touch each other. And, since we are made of atoms we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. So the answer to your question Officer no I did not punch that kid-

According to the laws of physics,
          
          A bee should not be able to fly. 
          
           It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground-

On the way back from school, Istg this bus smells like socks and AXE body spray

PTSD, anxiety, crippling depression there is no question you shall kill me! I feel bad in every way, I feel like shit everyday! There is no question do it by drowning, under the sea!

I just slapped a 13 year old with a slice of pizza

And they were roommates 
          
          
          
          
          
          Oh my god they were roommates

wHeN WIlL YoU LeaRn?! WhEN wIlL yOu LeArN, tHaT YoUR aCtIoNS hAvE cONseQuEncES?!