"ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴏɴᴇs. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsғɪᴛs. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇʙᴇʟs. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇᴍᴀᴋᴇʀs. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴘᴇɢs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sǫᴜᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇs. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡʜᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ. ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏɴᴅ ᴏғ ʀᴜʟᴇs. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ǫᴜᴏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ᴅɪsᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ɢʟᴏʀɪғʏ ᴏʀ ᴠɪʟɪғʏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪs ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴜsʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴀʏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴏɴᴇs, ᴡᴇ sᴇᴇ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ." -ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ɪɴᴄ


ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴜsᴀɢɪ_sᴇɴᴘᴀɪ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ sᴇɴᴘᴀɪ ᴏʀ ʙʟᴇssɪɴɢ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ᴀᴍɪɴᴇ/ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴘᴏᴘ ғᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴋᴀᴡᴀɪɪ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ, sᴏ ᴘᴍs ᴍᴇ!

ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ:
ᴍᴇʟʟᴏ
sᴇɴᴘᴀɪ's ᴘᴏᴇᴍs
ᴍʏ sᴘᴀʀᴋ
ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ

ʙᴏᴏᴋs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ:
ᴄʟᴀssɪғɪᴇᴅ
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