Me: "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed"
Mom: "that's probably the worst song to sing to your mother."
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Stories by Useful_uncle
From Hell to Heaven by Useful_uncle
From Hell to Heaven
Dakota is a 15 year girl who lives in her own little hell. When she meets Singer Dahvie Vanity she ends up wo...
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Broken Wing by Useful_uncle
Broken Wing
Chloe Moretz or Kalel as she likes to go by has her life taken up by a tornado of a change when she moves to...
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