UselessLesbin

COME GET YALLS JUICE
          	no, it's not a new chapter of jojo siwa. it's a one off short story poem crack treated seriously thing. read it. dont read it. im not your mother i cant tell you what to do
          	stay safe <3

btecshakespeare

@UselessLesbin why do you deprive us of what we need?
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UselessLesbin

COME GET YALLS JUICE
          no, it's not a new chapter of jojo siwa. it's a one off short story poem crack treated seriously thing. read it. dont read it. im not your mother i cant tell you what to do
          stay safe <3

btecshakespeare

@UselessLesbin why do you deprive us of what we need?
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UselessLesbin

AIGHT i know i said in november i would have a chapter by the end of the month but clearly not. i have 2 chapters written (1an and 1 chapter) that im putting out tomorrow, promise. i talk more about my plans for this story in the an. IT IS NOT BEING DISCONTINUED! i never planned on discontinuing it and no one commented thinking it was, but i just want to make it very clear regardless. i have an ending planned for this and im very excited to write it. 
          what i came here to say is that i have a cover photo/thumbnail for adopted by jojo siwa! after two years without a cover i finally made one (in 15 minutes on ms paint). the cover is up now and the two chapters will be up tomorrow.
          stay safe <3

UselessLesbin

me: aha hoping to upload more
          also me: *5 months on has not posted since*
          aight, listen. y'all i am  s t r e s s e d  and ive been doing so much work for school. ive not found time to write. i want to say "yeah im hoping to update more frequentely" but thats not a promise im willing to make. i can say with full confidence that im working on something and it will more than likely be out before the end of the month. 
          i hope yall are staying safe. eating, sleeping, hydrating, etc. thank you for sticking around. i was thinking earlier about the day i started writing this and its a funny story when you think about it tbh. a funny story for another day. i never thought id get to 2k+ viewers on this shitty thing i wrote as a joke. i remember when i got 100 viewers. i was so proud of myself  i screenshot it and sent it to my friend and we got too excited. im hoping to update more consistently some day. i really would like to try update once a month or once every two months but i cannot promise that right now. thank you to everyone whos still following the story despite everything. i love y'all <3

UselessLesbin

Aight, here me out on this one. I am currently writing a new chapter. I know, it's been 8 or something months. Ongoing sadboi hours. Still sadboi hours, I think but I'm motivated for w/e reason.
          
          Anyway. Lower your expectations. I am hoping to start writing longer chapters. My issue is that I know what I'm doing for the ending, but not how to get there.
          
          
          
          ANyway, have a good day (:

UselessLesbin

@EveScourfs bet you didn't even read the latest chapter ):
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UselessLesbin

@EveScourfs full stop at the end of your sentence, squirt
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UselessLesbin

Still not dead. I'm not dead. Sad boi hours is every hour when you can't tell the time. It's not that I don't want to write. I really do, I just haven't had the motivation to. I've had the ending planned for so long, I just need to write all the chapters inbetween. I'm really hoping to get new chapters out on a regular basis to you soon. Hope everybody is safe and well. Thank you for sticking with me (:

btecshakespeare

@UselessLesbin I said, Get on with it, you lazy bum. Stop justifying your laziness. You've been reading My Immortal all week
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UselessLesbin

@btecshakespeare in modern english, please
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btecshakespeare

@uselesslesbin 
            
            receiveth on with t, thee distemperate bum
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