UselessLesbin

MORE JUICE HOPE YALL ARE THIRSTY 
          	i just uploaded both the authors note chapter AND an entirely new chapter
          	stay hydrated <3

UselessLesbin

COME GET YALLS JUICE
          no, it's not a new chapter of jojo siwa. it's a one off short story poem crack treated seriously thing. read it. dont read it. im not your mother i cant tell you what to do
          stay safe <3

btecshakespeare

@UselessLesbin why do you deprive us of what we need?
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UselessLesbin

AIGHT i know i said in november i would have a chapter by the end of the month but clearly not. i have 2 chapters written (1an and 1 chapter) that im putting out tomorrow, promise. i talk more about my plans for this story in the an. IT IS NOT BEING DISCONTINUED! i never planned on discontinuing it and no one commented thinking it was, but i just want to make it very clear regardless. i have an ending planned for this and im very excited to write it. 
          what i came here to say is that i have a cover photo/thumbnail for adopted by jojo siwa! after two years without a cover i finally made one (in 15 minutes on ms paint). the cover is up now and the two chapters will be up tomorrow.
          stay safe <3

UselessLesbin

me: aha hoping to upload more
          also me: *5 months on has not posted since*
          aight, listen. y'all i am  s t r e s s e d  and ive been doing so much work for school. ive not found time to write. i want to say "yeah im hoping to update more frequentely" but thats not a promise im willing to make. i can say with full confidence that im working on something and it will more than likely be out before the end of the month. 
          i hope yall are staying safe. eating, sleeping, hydrating, etc. thank you for sticking around. i was thinking earlier about the day i started writing this and its a funny story when you think about it tbh. a funny story for another day. i never thought id get to 2k+ viewers on this shitty thing i wrote as a joke. i remember when i got 100 viewers. i was so proud of myself  i screenshot it and sent it to my friend and we got too excited. im hoping to update more consistently some day. i really would like to try update once a month or once every two months but i cannot promise that right now. thank you to everyone whos still following the story despite everything. i love y'all <3

UselessLesbin

Aight, here me out on this one. I am currently writing a new chapter. I know, it's been 8 or something months. Ongoing sadboi hours. Still sadboi hours, I think but I'm motivated for w/e reason.
          
          Anyway. Lower your expectations. I am hoping to start writing longer chapters. My issue is that I know what I'm doing for the ending, but not how to get there.
          
          
          
          ANyway, have a good day (:

UselessLesbin

@EveScourfs bet you didn't even read the latest chapter ):
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UselessLesbin

@EveScourfs full stop at the end of your sentence, squirt
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UselessLesbin

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@EveScourfs What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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UselessLesbin

Still not dead. I'm not dead. Sad boi hours is every hour when you can't tell the time. It's not that I don't want to write. I really do, I just haven't had the motivation to. I've had the ending planned for so long, I just need to write all the chapters inbetween. I'm really hoping to get new chapters out on a regular basis to you soon. Hope everybody is safe and well. Thank you for sticking with me (:

btecshakespeare

@UselessLesbin I said, Get on with it, you lazy bum. Stop justifying your laziness. You've been reading My Immortal all week
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UselessLesbin

@btecshakespeare in modern english, please
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btecshakespeare

@uselesslesbin 
            
            receiveth on with t, thee distemperate bum
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