"I was in line behind this guy buying condoms and his card just got declined.
The old lady behind me whispered "He just got cock blocked by visa""
Haha..
comedy
@DnDustin my own grandma did something similar. We were in the car and some wierd kids were getting drunk on the street. She shouted over to them "hey! I know you're a disappointment but we don't need to be disappointed in your alcohol tolerance