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IM HERE TO HARASS MYSELF. BENTLEY U LOSER. YOUR OLD NAME WAS SUCKY. OLIVER??? WHAT?? NO. 

hey guysss its Bentleyyy a made a new account..and this is it..um..so to anyone that cares..i didnt die..not yet at least

it's official im a complete dumbass
          
          i was making soup and i forgot to take the spoon out of my bowl before putting it in the microwave, this shit was running for a whole 2 minutes and 30 seconds without me realizing. i pulled that bitch out, when i tell you i screamed-

not to be dramatic but steve madden combat boots, the chunky ones, could make me bust a nut on sight. 

nIcE cOcK 
          
          

cover me in green paint and spank me like a dirty little avocado ;)

when i finally learn Japanese and get my weeabo license renewed its over for y'all i swear 

guys i just took like 17 "am i gay" buzzfeed quizzes and....
          
          
          i think im gay 
          
          ill make a coming out post tomorrow  ;)

my sister: *trying to act and dress "like a guy" and pulling it off effortlessly*
          
          my head: "damn it what does she have that i don't? ive been trying to pull that off for my whole life, what is it that im missing???" 
          
          me: "nice"

yeah yeah cabbage is cool and all but the real question is, do you eat your milk with or without the peel?