V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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Ugh, I need a woman to fuck here. 
          	
          	Val and Vox are ALWAYS doing shit everywhere. They even crashed one of my shows with their tongue-in-each-others-throats shit! 
          	
          	
          	AAAUGH!!!

TheRootofEvil

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
          	  Right sorry, I forgot most sinners are allergic to the truth
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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@TheRootofEvil 
          	  Oh fuck off already, lady! I ain't into this humiliation bullshit you're trying to pull.
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TheRootofEvil

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
          	  I actually have Doll, probably more than you
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Technicolor_Eyes

"Velvette, I'm in need of some... outfits. And before you say anything yes, this is going to be Alastor related." Vox told her quickly, practically sensing her rolling her eyes already. "Will you help?"

Technicolor_Eyes

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            [ I thought I answered this, da fuq ]
            
            "Val is just going to have to get over his little tantrums. He has to see the... bigger picture here. This is all going to be worth it in the long run." He assured, trying again. "Besides, your work will really get a chance to shine here! I need a nice fresh look for the rally coming up.. and I was considering having one made for our little pet deer too."
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@Technicolor_Eyes 
            Velvette sighed and turned to look at Vox, even more unamused than usual. "Vox, Val got pissed at me the last time I helped you indulge this dumb fucking obsession, why would I ever help you with that again?"
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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Ugh, I need a woman to fuck here. 
          
          Val and Vox are ALWAYS doing shit everywhere. They even crashed one of my shows with their tongue-in-each-others-throats shit! 
          
          
          AAAUGH!!!

TheRootofEvil

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            Right sorry, I forgot most sinners are allergic to the truth
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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@TheRootofEvil 
            Oh fuck off already, lady! I ain't into this humiliation bullshit you're trying to pull.
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TheRootofEvil

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            I actually have Doll, probably more than you
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

You make it look like it's magic (oh, yeah)
          'Cause I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you
          I'm never confused
          Hey, hey, and I'm so used to being used
          
          So I love when you call unexpected
          'Cause I hate when the moment's expected
          So I'ma care for you, you, you
          I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
          
          'Cause girl, you're perfect
          You're always worth it
          And you deserve it
          The way you work it
          'Cause girl, you earned it, yeah
          Girl, you earned it, yeah
          
          You know our love would be tragic (oh, yeah)
          So you don't pay it, don't pay it no mind, mind, mind
          We live with no lies
          Hey, hey, and you're my favorite kind of night
          
          So I love when you call unexpected
          'Cause I hate when the moment's expected
          So I'ma care for you, you, you
          I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
          
          'Cause girl, you're perfect (girl, you're perfect)
          You're always worth it (always worth it)
          And you deserve it (and you deserve it)
          The way you work it (the way you work it)
          'Cause girl, you earned it, yeah (earned it)
          Girl, you earned it, yeah
          
          On that lonely night (lonely night)
          Said it wouldn't be love
          But we felt the rush (fell in love)
          It made us believe it was only us (was only us)
          Convinced we were broken inside, yeah
          Inside, yeah
          
          'Cause girl, you're perfect (girl, you're perfect)
          You're always worth it (you're always worth it)
          And you deserve it (and you deserve it)
          The way you work it (the way you work it)
          'Cause girl, you earned it, yeah (girl, you earned it)
          Girl, you earned it, yeah (girl, you earned it)
          
          Na-na-na-na
          Oh, yeah, yeah
          'Cause girl, you're perfect
          The way you work it
          You deserve it
          Girl, you deserve it
          Girl, you earned it, yeah

V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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Vel was sitting on the couch when she suddenly popped her arm off and threw it across the room. "Ugh, I'm so fucking tired of this!"

_Antlers_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            He grinned “who says I haven’t before?” He asked and leaned down to rub his head against the arm of the couch. “In fact, why don’t you be a dear and come help me with these antlers since we’re mutilating ourselves.”
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

@_Antlers_ 
            She laughed and righted herself. "Oh come on! We all know you're insane enough to tear your arm off for fun."
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_Antlers_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            “Oh you see I would but mine doesn’t pop off nearly as easily as yours”
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

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××Oh yeah when I stand by and try to wait for others to stop talking so I can go in and ask my one question, I sound bitchy
          
          But when my brother walks in, stares at the TV with the most judgemental look on his face and rudely asks "what the fuck are you watching" and it's literally just Law and Order, that's not a problem at all?××

-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@_V0X0FF1C1AL_ 
            How dare you make it sound like a crime
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_V0X0FF1C1AL_

How dare you watch law and order XD
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

××I LOVE casually getting into the habit of not eating most of the time!
          
          I have alarms for literally everything, I guess I'm going to have to add three more to remind myself to get my ass up and find something to eat.××

V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

I WAS DUPED
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

I've been eyeing a box of popcorn for a few days now
            
            Today I finally decide I actually want to make popcorn
            
            AND IT'S FULL OF CHILI PACKETS AND SEASONINGS INSTEAD
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_Antlers_

Velvets had decided to use babysitting the deer to her advantage for once and test out a new line of love potion that she was still trying to work out, that meant Alastor was now giggling to himself and staring blankly at a single point on the wall in front of him. “Oh… velvette you came back!” He said, delighted as his head lulled to the side to watch her.

_Antlers_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            Alastor looked kind of anxious at the model showing up but calmed down pretty quickly as he excitedly watched velvette torture the poor other demon. He lunged forward to take the finger, nearly taking off velvets on on accident.
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

@_Antlers_ 
            She pet his head again once he was sitting like a normal person in the chair. She turned when the model finally arrived, grabbing Alastor's arm. "Look, feeding time." She told him and quickly addressed her livestream. Soon the model was tied and handless, with Vel waving a severed finger dripping with potion in front of Alastor's face. "Treat?" She asked sweetly, as if Alastor was a dog.
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_Antlers_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            Alastor gave her a weak smile and blinked at her
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_V0X0FF1C1AL_

“Velvette, why did you decide all my clothes needed to be burned?”

_V0X0FF1C1AL_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            Vox sighed but didn’t argue with her because she was right…like always. “So what are you dressing me in now?”
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V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L

@_V0X0FF1C1AL_ 
            "Because he doesn't listen. If he was to be out of style, that's his deal, he's not the one really on camera." She said, waving her hand dismissively. "You're constantly on TV, you have to look your best with me."
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_V0X0FF1C1AL_

@V3LD0LL-0FF1C14L 
            Vox looked relieved because he knew she wasn’t bluffing. He sighed and crossed his arms. “Why don’t you make Val do this instead?” He asked “his clothes can’t really be the best either”
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