VALENTINO !

Hola

Hey Val so like, Alastor kinda broadcasted the screams of what sounded like my best friends cousins uncle and like… as an overlord do you think he’s dead?

Get your boyfriend Vox to stop buying ALL of the sea animals to feed his damn shark pet. My sea animal hybrid citizens are running out of food! 

Vro
          
          How much protein do you eat a day??

hey, if i glue an eyelash to your head, will you feel prettier

I’m from fucking Florida

Sinner.

I'm offering my soul to both u and Alastor
          Whoever responds first gets it
          Timer starts now
          
          RULES: you can't eat me
          i WILL do what you want but I can say no once a week

sir why are you like this?

I discovered a new kink today.. I quite love a cactus up the ass~