Vegetable.Shortening

"Love and Friendship" by Emily Brontë
          
          Love is like the wild rose-briar, Friendship like the holly-tree-The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms But which will bloom most constantly?
          
          The wild rose-briar is sweet in spring, Its summer blossoms scent the air; Yet wait till winter comes again And who will call the wild-briar fair?
          
          Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now And deck thee with the holly's sheen, That when December blights thy brow He still may leave thy garland green.
          
          started by @SwiftiePoet13 (let's spread love and friendship! send this to someone special)
          
          <3
          
          to the wonderful, beautiful, special person in so many ways, if you got this, it's from: your friend xoxo

how has wattpad existed for 19 whole fkn years... and we STILL can't have more than one private reading list ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
          
          make it make sense brotato chip :'(

Follow Me Into The Jaws Of Fate, 
          
          So I Can Have You
          
          To Myself,
          
          For Once.

HELP
          
          I ghosted someone and now I feel bad, I SHOULDN'T PROBABLY but I do T-T 
          
          It's been 2 days. I went to change my insta note and he was in my recommended, so I looked at the reposts AND THEY WERE ALL DEPRESSING AS FUCKKKK 
          
          NOW I FEEL SO GUILTY LIKE MAYBE THE WHOLE THING IS MY FAULT, MAYBE I SHOULD UNBLOCK AND APOLOGIZE,....?? 
          
          HELPPP I FEEL SO BAD WHATTTT 
          
          (also i only talked to vro for like 3 days, maybe I'm just doing too much, maybe I'm judging too fast?? butttttttt like ughhh idkkkkk) 

I keep seeing big buff men on my fyp....
          
          hmm I wonder why.....
          
          how totally odd...... 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ
          
          HEHEHEH THEY'RE SO HOT OMFG LIKE I SAW THIS ONE GUY AND SEVOSHRHKWBSHRGE
          
          was:  danilla_wq 
          
          ehhehheh
          
          ALSO MEN W BIG OL MAN TITTIES HNHNGGG 
          
          anyways...  ❤️❤️

alright. that's it. my last fkn straw gone. 
          
          I was just walking home from a 3 hour long walk, bc I was like yk, feeling that bad feeling yk, so I turned on my playlist, and headed out,
          
          went well, except for that when I was 3/4ths of the way home I went to reapply my chapstick, I realized it was fkn gone. im sooo pissed about that, I've had it for almost a year and took very good care of it, it's nth special but I wanted to fkn finish it, I'm broke bruh. can't even get another one wtf. 
          
          so then, I continue, and walk up to the back door, I reach for my keys. THE CHAIN THAT HAS   ***BOTH***   OF MY HOUSE KEYS, 
          
          THE BITCH IS GONE. FUCK MY STUPID CHUNGUS FUCKING LIFE. 
          
          no because actually reprinting keys is expensive, I literally have six fuckin dollars to my name. how am I supposed to enter my fkn household. 
          
          FUCK U SPALDING JACKET, AND FUCK YOUR STUPID FUCKING STRAIGHT POCKETS THAT LET EVERYFUCKINGTHING FALL OUT. 
          
          I was just trying to feel better and now I'm so fucking pissed what the hell. ughhh. 
          
          probs jus being a little bitch abt it ig, maybe I'll retrace my steps tmro, but I had a cute chain so some fuckwad kid probably will pick it up. 
          ughh. a new key is more than six dollars AND now I'm hungry. 
          
          stupid fucking period, I hate being a woman. 
          ugh. fuck u. fuck everyone. fuck me. AND FUCK THAT STUPID JACKET AKAHDHHSHEEJSHEVWM FMLLL

GUYS, GUYS THERES NO WAY IM LIVING IN REALITY, LITERALLY WHAT IS MY LIFE 
          
          IM CRINE, SOMEONE APOLOGIZED FOR TALKING RUDELY TO ME, I SAID ITS OK, EVERYONE SAYS SHIT THEY DONT MEAN WHEN UPSET, ANS U TOLD ME U WERE UPSET I SHOULD HAVE LEFT U ALONE, IM SORRY. 
          
          AND 
          
          AND THIS GUY. 
          
          
          THIS GUY SAYS, lemme take a sec to process. 
          
          HE SAYS "U JUS TURNED ME ON" 
          
          BC I SAID SRY, WHATTTT LIFE ISNT REALL 

GUYYYSSS GUEASS WHAT TIME IT ISSSSS (⁠｢⁠`⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠)⁠｢
          
          
          IDK BUT I NEED A JOB, AND BETTER NOTIFS ON WP, LIKE WTF WHERE ARE MY PUSH NOTIFICATIONS??
          
          ALSO SOMEONE IK IRL WAS LOWK GLAZING ME YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY BC I WAS FEELING LIKE AN UGLY USELESS BLOATED BUM, AND SHES LIKE OMG UR SO PRETTY, SO THAT WAS EPIC
          
          ALSO I MIGHT NEVER GO ON DISC AGAIN EXCEPT TO TALK TO FRIENDS (yes u wet freak, I'm talkin bout u fart head hehe mwah) BC PLL R SO TOXIC ITS CRAZYYYY 
          
          AND WP IS JUST BETTER ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭
          
          ALSO ALSO ALSO REMEMBER THAT ONE TOXIC BITCH ASS HOE WHO WOULD NEVER EVER TEXT FIRST OR TALK TO ME UNLESS SHE WANTED TO RANT OR NEEDED VALIDATION?? SHES BLOCKED NOW!!! YAYYYY!         I DECIDED ITS NOT WORTH IT TO JUST BE SOMEONE'S RANT ROOM, ESP WHEN WE LIVE SO CLOSE AND ARE IRL. BYE BYE BITCH ASS HOE. 
          
          ALSOOOOOO IM PREGNANT! HOW SCARY. BABY VEG, COMING JULY 2026
          
          ALSO ALSO IM RUNNING OUT OF BRAIN CAPACITY I THINK. I NEED SOMEONE TO BITCH SLAP ME INTO NEXT YR (wouldn't it be so funny to like wait till 12:59:59 on new yrs, and slap someone and boom slapped into the new yr lol) 
          
          ANYWAYSS EHEHEHEH I WENT ON A WALK AT 2AM TO LIKE 3:40ISH AND AT FIRST IT WAS SCARY, BUT AFTER GETTING USED TO THE DARK IT WAS SO SERENE, IT WAS LIKE I GOT TO SMTH THAT ALOT OF PLL DON'T GAF ABT
          
          ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO HMMM, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY :( 
          
          OH STAY AWAY FROM PPL WHO ONLY BRING DOWN UR MOOD! AND UR BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS AND DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS AND LOVE IN THE WORLD, LOVE YALL MUAHHHH BYEEEE
          

Ok there's NOTHING on this earth that I HATE MORE than emotional manipulation, or attempted emotional manipulation. 
          
          and I'll say "eh I hate this, ya I hate that" BUT NOTHING will make me think of someone as scum faster than that. 
          
          and I've been manipulated like that SO FKN MUCH, as a kid, as a young tween, as a teen, and I reflect on the shitty situations and shitty things ppl have put me through, 
          
          and eventually u see the signs, u see the repeats and the little red flags and it gets easy to identify
          
          There's a reason my ex-bsf is my EX-bsf.
          There's a reason for so much resentment for people who I used to hold so near and dear.
          
          sry unexpected rant, but I'm deadass
          It doesn't matter in person or online, making someone feel like shit on purpose just to either, feel better about yourself or to get something from them (esp that they don't want to give)??
          
          FUCK NO. FUCK U. FUCK UR WHOLE FAMILY LINE. Ill scream it from the rooftops bc GENUINELY FUCK YOU. 
          
          anyways, this isn't toward any of u lovelies I promise ❤️❤️
          
          I just can't w ppl like this, scummy and disgusting. 

Thank you for following me! ❤️