sam and al uh

yikes, happy 2021 

we were crazy psycho lmao

v e g g i e t h i n s
          
          what mad man wouldn’t take this
          
          -sam

SAM AND AL SOUNDS LIKE SALMONELLA 

hey, it's alex. sup, fuckers?

Hai. 
          
          It's Nike! 
          
          How Are You Guys Doing??
          
          ~Nike

.......I know... ;~;
          :'( 
          XD

Punk!Phil,  Pastel!Dan||
          
          Phil was walking to school one day when his gorgeous friend, Dan, The Pastel Walked up to him. 
          
          "Hey Danny! " Phil Smiled. 
          
          "Hey Philly, I got to tell you something.. " Dan said nervously playing with the hem of his pastel purple mini skirt. 
          
          "What is it, gorgeous? "
          They have different pet names for eachother. Phil sometimes would even call Dan kitten and princess! And Dan Loved it. 
          "I-I Uhm... Wanted to know if y-you could... Help me find something..? " Dan stuttered. 
          
          "What is it? " Phil wondered cause Dan was so stuttery and cute. 
          
          "your dick. I'm afraid I lost it. Cause its not yet in my ass. " Dan smirked looking up at his punk friend. 
          
          Phils mouth gaped. 
          
          "What is it Philly? " Dan said playing with his jumper. 
          
          Phil grabbed Dan and kissed him roughly  then said "Roses are red, Your panties look tight, Would you like me to fuck you none stop tonight? " 
          
          "FUCK YEH" Dan said straddling Phils waist. 
          
          ---the end! Also Nike made me post a shit thing, so here! 
          
          -Tay

Hi!
          
          So, My Name Is [Nike]!
          
          ~Nike

*snuggling stuffies and sticks head up* Hehe HEY THERE!! * waves* ^-^
          
          - Tay