Buckle up, my sweet little audience, because you're about to dive into a world of forbidden love, tragic rivals, and angst so thick you'll CHOKE on it.  I am the Maestro of Melodrama, the Sultan of Slow-Burn, the Architect of Angst! Every chapter I weave is a masterpiece of passion and pain, sprinkled with just enough fluff to make you sob into your pillow at 3 AM.  


Here, enemies become lovers, friends betray friends, and NO ONE is safe from the emotional turmoil I unleash.  Updates? Whenever the muse-or my crippling need for validation-strikes.  


Current Works: 

 🐾 "A Tail of Love (Gregor x Shy!Catboy!Reader)" (ongoing)


(OOC: This entire account is satire, it's all a joke. Please don't take anything here seriously lmao.)