Sooo I just had an idea for a book. So basically it would be called “Not for human consumption” and it’s a taekook comedy/romance, where basically Jungkook is a worker at one of those helplines that you call when you’ve eaten something poisonous, and tae drank half a litre of washing detergent thinking it was juice, and the story is like how they meet through Tae calling Jungkook. Tell me if I should write it!!
“Hello, whats your name and emergency? Are you able to speak.” Jungkook mumbled in a monotonous manner.
“Ummm hi yes firstly my name isn’t ‘able to speak’ its Taehyung.”
Jungkook rolled his eyes. He seems healthy enough to make a joke, so why is he calling?
“Ok, Sir. Very funny.”
“I wasn’t trying to be.”
Oh. He’s just stupid.
“Ok, what poisonous substance have you ingested?”
“Well I drank half a bottle of laundry detergent. I feel... soapy.”
This is going to be a long day.
