Armed toaster

Kitchen cabinets are a safety hazard
          
           - Sincerely, 
                 someone under 5'7

/plat or /p whatever it is is gonna be the death of me istg 
          
          Anyways goodnight! *waves awkwardly*

It's not that hard to be a good person. the world needs better people, be the change you want to see. 
          
          :)