What did I stumble into hearing from the Divine Beasts?
"Vah Naboris: Ok, Blitz, if you had three wishes, what would they be?
Vah Ruta: Hun, your probably gonna regret this...
Vah Naboris: Nah, I probably won't. By the way, you can wish to kill people, make people fall in love, or bring dead people back from the dead.
Vah Blitzkrieg: Ok, I would wish to revoke drag, and all friction for that matter-
Vah Medoh: There are 4 things you cannot wish for.
Vah Blitzkrieg: *Laughs* Then, I would wish that all fresh water became salt water, and all salt water became fresh water-
Vah Nata: Make that five things you can't wish for.
Vah Blitzkrieg: *Laughs again* And that every time lightning strikes, a Nuke would go off somewhere. And only that one Nuke.
Vah Ruboris: Make it six, ma'am.
Vah Rudania, Vah Zyphieria, and Vah Blitzkrieg all laugh at that.*"
Seriously, what is this?