LETTER ONE OF 2021:
Dear Stapler,
When I first laid eyes on you, I saw your smooth plastic skin, but I also noticed how wonderfully strong your teeth are. The scars show on Jason's face. Whenever I hit on him, I got jealous of the stapler that got there first. And he did it willingly! But fast forward and we started to date and I got to know you better. True it is, that we bonded over a love of Jason, but he has since moved on from our bouquets of head injuries for Piper. Alas, I muchly admire your work on him and love being around you.
From Brick