❝Plans are plans; I'm a badass, not an anarchist.❞ 

Business Inquires: ValorandViceAuthor@gmail.com
Currently seeking representation for unreleased work! 

Link to merch: https://teespring.com/stores/kidnapped-by-the-agent-store

[temporary hiatus for college... I still drop by though] 

unfortunate things i will be remembered for:
➳failed drivers test not once, not twice, but three times
➳got fired from my first job after refusing to wear a smoothie hat
➳"young adult" but could pass for a 5th grader
 ➳quotes vines unironically

if you've made it this far down, you might as well check out some of my trashy work. i've heard raccoons love it.
➳Kidnapped by the Agent; humor #1 | mystery #1 | action #1

➳pm for business inquries

|caesar non surpa grammaticos|