Mostly Found on my alt at this point,, 

"What do you mean there's a rex in the tree, HOW DID IT GET UP THERE?!"

"I SWEAR TO THE GODS WHY, WHY DOES THE PLESIOSAUR HAVE LIPS???? THEY DON'T HAVE LIPS WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM LIPS??? FOR PUTTING LIPSTICK ON THEM? NO. NOT POSSIBLE"

"NO YOU CAN NOT EAT THE CHILD"

"yes I'm asexual and a lesbian, but the only dude I'd fuck is leon from resident evil."
"or a yautja or somethin' like that." 
"Yes! A xenomorph too- don't quote that-"

{Alt - @-_KaijuGroupie_-}