TheOrangutan

Hi, thanks for fanning, you now have an orange ape for company; please keep a banana on you at all times.
          I hope you enjoy anything else of mine you happen to read and I’m always eternally grateful for any feedback in the form of comments, critique, pointing out of minor errors or (if you really enjoy what you have read) the odd vote! 
          Cheers, Gav
          PS Hope you enjoyed the Grumpy Guide, my other stuff is rather different =]

NocturnalScribe

Hiya there and let me be the first to give you a warm Wattpad bear-hug!
          Welcome! And I hope you enjoy this site as much as I do.
          I like "Comatose" by Skillet. It is just awesome. =)
          We have the same childhood aspirations....but before I decided that I anted to become a writer, I wanted to be a soldier.... But oh well.
          
          Best wishes!
          -N.C.