I hear them whispering. Talking. Laughing.
"Unicorn Fucker"
They say....

Hey, I'm Jordan. I go by many names on the Internets but Jordy or Jordan is good if you don't know any. Unless your that anomaly of humankind who doesn't use nicknames, or you're not Australian-Anyway! 

I would describe myself as a socially awkward, misanthropic, neurotic smart ass. But other people would just call me a @%$@ head, especially Tumblr. Then again who isn't called that on Tumblr?