Before me, you serve no one. 

Hello, my name is Van and I'm currently in hell yo.
I do a lot of stupid shit and I belong to all the leap days that never happened. 

Aye so I'm not a graceful person, don't expect much out of me, I'm more like gunshots muffled by a few city blocks. As you can tell, im poetic but also sarcastic. 

You may be good looking, but you'll never be art.
Not with that attitude anyway.

Correct your fucking grammar or I'll murder you along side an Irish man 


I also fuck up a lot so I apologize in advance, and I never get too attached. 

I'm just fucked up all together, but I did get published at age 11. 

and for this, I'm sorry. Yeet.