Instead of writing a paragraph about me, let's play three truths and three lies: 

1)I enjoy a challenge, which is why I type all my stories with my toes. 

2) I enjoy writing more often than reading, though both are both amazing and awesome. 

3) I once sneezed with my eyes open.

4) I have four pet turtles. Formerly five until I found out I was housing a rock.

5) I enjoy writing for fun, but with the hopes of making it a career. 

6) I have seven TV screens on which I watch all seven Fast and Furious movies simultaneously once every three months.

Enjoy my stories :) 

Also whoever can figure out the three truths and lies and message me the answers first gets a shout out (Hint: some are easier than others). :)