Hey it's Blaire! You can call me that or my username, but my name's shorter so... Anyway, I'm am a complete weirdo (well we all are, the difference is only a handful embrace it) I am fluent in two languages (English and Sarcasm) 
I am currently writing a book so please go check it out and let me know what you think!
Random and Useless facts about me:
- My favourite animal is a bear
- My favourite colour is green
- I am musically inept and proud
- I love the beach
- My favourite beverage is (surprise surprise) Vanilla Coke
- My favourite food is everything (who doesn't love food?)
- I have the attention span of a- Oh my god, is that a duck?!
- I procrastinate like its nobody's business 
- My favourite genre is comedy 
- I can't read a book that doesn't have comedy in it
- My favourite movie is Now You See Me or The Proposal
- My favourite actor is Jason Bateman
- My favourite actress is Melissa McCarthy
- I'm honestly terrified to use humour in my books because I find it really hard to stage humour (literally no idea if that came out the way I hoped it did)
- I use this account for writing my stories
- I like to write in multiple genres (I have ideas lined up for action, adventure, supernatural themes and teen fiction)
- I do write under a pen name and yes, this is it