(b)end me

Lol that awk moment when you turn the plot of one of your fan fictions into an actual books but it’s so good and well thought out sorry to the one person who actually read spelunkers

I love attention

I’ve been gone for a week or so be I upgraded my phone and had to delete the evidence and nothing happened since I left awww

!!!!
          MY ASSHOLE SCHOOL DECIDED THAT ALEX (NONBINARY FRIEND, FORMERLY REFERRED TO AS DESTROYER OF WORLDS) CANNOT CHANGE THEIR SCHOOL EMAIL GENDER TO A NONBINARY ONE.
          
          THE CIRCLEJERKS INC WHICH IS MY FRIENDGROUP ARE ALL CHANGING OUR GENDERS TO CUSTOM ONES IN PROTEST. 
          
          FUCK YOU LAMARQUE ISD.

Yoooo my nonbinary friend is having trouble coming up with a gender neutral name so rn they requested that people call them the destroyer of worlds lmao i love them

Me: its the first day how could i possibly have hw? chill
          
          My stomach: BAD FEELING™

I couldve updated ff or the oneshot or the jyler fic thats in the works but i watched half a season of archer today and played dont starve with the cute canadian boy i mentioned a hella fortnight ago

Listening to any sublime song ever, "its good i swear just wait for the chorus"

The fam keeps criticizing me for being politically correct like sorry bro that im not an asshole who doesnt attack other peoples identities my bad whoops

Tomorrow is the anniversary of my realization that I was Bi day! 
          
          So, since I'm gonna be in a car for 6 hours and spend three more days of vacation with mildly homophobic family, I'd thought I'd celebrate early. Here's the story:
          
          It starts since before I was born, my uncle was married to a man named Joe, and I never questioned it. There was no, "Why is he kissing that man?" kind of discourse, ever, so I knew it was okay. I was never really an activist kid, and I never really fought homophobia or anything, just accepted it. 
          
          I grew up questioning myself. "What if I'm gay?" I knew I liked boys, and I never did really understand my attraction to the female species. By the time I was 10, I remember saying out loud in the shower once, "There's no way I'm only straight."
          
          When I was eight, my parents gave me an iPad 2, the newest at the time, and when i was eleven or twelve, I downloaded iFunny. For any human on Earth that doesn't know what iFunny is, where Tumblr screenshots come to die. From there and the Tumblr tag, I learned about all these sexualities, like Ace, Pan, Bi, and just Queer activity in general.
          
          I talked to my mom about it, and apparently one of her cousins is Bi, and another one was (unintentional suicide).
          
          So I knew it wasn't fake.
          
          One day, I met this girl, her name was Reyse. She was gorgeous, like imagine Kylie Jenner with sandy blonde hair and sea green eyes. She was so mind blowingly smart, and kind. She volunteered at a soup kitchen in Beaumont, that awesome. Immediately in love.
          
          So on July 31st, 2015, I was eating ramen and talking with her over Instagram DM's about the Kardashians or whatever, and then I knew, like I've always been, in my heart, that I love both men and women.
          
          It was always there, I just needed someone to carve it out of the marble. The beautiful, rainbow, queer, marble.
          
          Happy pride to me!