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Marigold: This past week has been rough. We've lost a philanthropist, a scary clown, and a donkey.
          
          Glinda: Back-to-back-to-back. Even our niblings are breaking. Not to mention the "Lost Sea" from before.
          
          Cinnamon: But as Dolly once said, "Better get to livin'."

Aimee: I just realized, we never gave Cumin's wheelchair a nickname like the older Residents gave to Marigold's walker, LUPE.
          
          Cumin: *grunts* BUG; Beetle-like Utility Gear.
          
          Aimee: If that's fine with you. Oh, and thank the Beasties for 30 reads on "The Amethyst Dragon," 40 reads on "Nature's Creation," and 50 reads on "Preparing the Provings."

Memoria: We haven't been in the spirit of Harry Potter yesterday, but we did manage to get a few Chocolate Frogs for Cardamom to chase. And thanks for 100 reads on "Innovation Vocation."
          
          [A purple portal opens, Marigold and Glinda emerge.]
          
          Marigold: Abelha made extra Teleport portals, so we can visit the Tale Weavers at any time.
          
          Glinda: Cinnamon and Cyan stayed back to maintain the homestead while the kids go questing.
          
          [Cardamom squeaks.]
          
          Glinda: Yeah yeah, you're unsure about Cassia handling you again. Should I tell those little wizards Chocolate Frogs don't have jelly bean eyes?
          
          Marigold: No.

Platinum: Ho-oh, the Rainbow bird! What? They did say 250, and Ho-oh can shine all the red, white, and blue from their sparkling feathers.
          
          Debbeye: Happy Fourth of July, everyone.

Cassia: We haven't been in this board cause we've been experimenting our writings on the Ao Cube [AO3]. We don't know how to put pictures there, and our descriptions are sh—
          
          Ceylon: Shabby. You know we can't curse on here.
          
          Parsley: Does this count for National Social Media day? Also, Peko. *bows*

Marigold: A bit late, but happy Pride month. We may not directly label ourselves as part of the minority, but the context clues within our tales would say otherwise.
          
          Glinda: The original Skits has reached a palindrome; 333 reads.
          
          Marigold: How touching, the effort of our sweet, ground up bell pepper with Thyme on his side.

Glinda: To the Pumpkaboo who visited our books—
          
          Marigold: Thank you for 30 reads on "Nature's Creation." Really, Glinda? You're gonna scare them away.
          
          Glinda: Not if my darling niblings got them here.

Glinda: You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. Anyone else confused by the new "Story type" feature?
          
          Marigold: I am. 
          
          Cardamom: *croaks* Uh-huh.
          
          Glinda: So am I. Unrelated note, happy Arriving Day, Memoria. *picks up Memoria and kisses her cheek*
          
          [Memoria is stunned.]

Cinnamon: We spotted a Lurantis in the T.I.D.E, but they disappeared afterwards. Still got the Kudos, though.
          
          Cassia: What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke? Mine is where his swims on land.

Glinda: "The Iridescent Veil" has reached 10 reads, and I have no other words.
          
          Memoria: I have a few; thank you.