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MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESSSSSSSSS

Bro I swear when I crochet I’m on demon time….because why am I in public crocheting and I was moving so fast this lady next to me looking at me with her face full of concern…and then asks me “are you stressed” like bro

I know it’s Christmas break……BUT DO NOT FORGET ABOUT HYGIENE!!! Because why the actual fuck was I talking to one of my sister's friend and he’s telling me to my face “hOneStlY lAsT yeAr oN chrIsTmaS bReaK I thInK I onLy reMemberEd to TaKe liKe TwO sHowerS aND brUsH mY teETh MaYbe OncE…” so again, IF (it’s okay if you don’t but IF YOU DO) you have FULL ACCESS to a toothbrush, toothpaste, washcloth & towel, soap, and a shower……STOP BEING FRICKEN DIRTY AND WASH YO ASS!!!

I promise us band kids are not as freaky as we seem……wink wink…

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AGGHHHHHHHH SEASON 5 OF STRANGER THINGS COMES OUT AT 8 YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAAA!!!!!

….what does a deaf gynecologist do?…..he reads lips….ha…

I just wasted 2 hours of my fucking life arguing with my sister about if funner was an actual word or not….

Stop. With. The. 6. 7. PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDD!!!

I. WANT. A. FAT. CAT. GIMME THE FATTEST FUCKIN CAT U GOT BRO.