𝑯𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚❥︎♡︎

Um I know we’re already in the second month of 2026, but I was just thinking to myself and I was like “Damn, 2025 was one real fuck-up of a year.”

You can keep your costume, you can keep your mask. Imma take a bow so you can kiss my ass.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESSSSSSSSS

Bro I swear when I crochet I’m on demon time….because why am I in public crocheting and I was moving so fast this lady next to me looking at me with her face full of concern…and then asks me “are you stressed” like bro

I know it’s Christmas break……BUT DO NOT FORGET ABOUT HYGIENE!!! Because why the actual fuck was I talking to one of my sister's friend and he’s telling me to my face “hOneStlY lAsT yeAr oN chrIsTmaS bReaK I thInK I onLy reMemberEd to TaKe liKe TwO sHowerS aND brUsH mY teETh MaYbe OncE…” so again, IF (it’s okay if you don’t but IF YOU DO) you have FULL ACCESS to a toothbrush, toothpaste, washcloth & towel, soap, and a shower……STOP BEING FRICKEN DIRTY AND WASH YO ASS!!!

I promise us band kids are not as freaky as we seem……wink wink…

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AGGHHHHHHHH SEASON 5 OF STRANGER THINGS COMES OUT AT 8 YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAAA!!!!!

….what does a deaf gynecologist do?…..he reads lips….ha…

I just wasted 2 hours of my fucking life arguing with my sister about if funner was an actual word or not….