Fav. Funny Quotes
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
The road to success is always under construction.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.