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✨POOF!✨ A shower of confetti! A dramatic little twirl! A suspiciously loud trumpet sound effect from somewhere backstage—HELLO MY PRECIOUS ANOMALIES! 
          
          It’s me, your humble ringmaster of chaos, VelvetTease, appearing before you today with glitter in my hair and emotions in my hands because…
          
          SEVEN MINUTES OF TROUBLE HIT 25K READS?!?! 
          
          Twenty five THOUSAND?! That’s so many people!! That’s like… a whole circus tent full of readers and emotionally damaged troublemakers!!
          
          Honestly, when I first started writing this story, it was just a silly chaotic idea living in my brain at 2AM. I wanted something dramatic, funny, flirty, emotional, and just a little bit unhinged in the best possible way. I never imagined so many people would end up loving this story and these characters as much as I do.
          
          Seeing your comments, reactions, theories, keyboard smashing, emotional breakdowns, and favorite moments has genuinely been one of the happiest experiences ever. Every read, every vote, every tiny little message means more to me than I could ever properly explain.
          
          Thank you for screaming over the cute moments.
          Thank you for surviving the emotional ones.
          Thank you for encouraging my chaos instead of stopping me ✨
          
          This story wouldn’t be what it is without all of you. You made this weird little world feel alive, and I’m so incredibly grateful that you decided to step into the circus with me.
          
          And don’t worry, my precious anomalies… there’s still plenty more trouble waiting for us 
          
          More chaos.
          More feelings.
          More dramatic moments.
          And maybe just a little emotional damage along the way.
          
          ✨dramatic bow✨
          
          ✨vanishes in sparkles and suspicious carnival music✨

✨ Also! I’ll be redesigning and fixing a few covers for some of my other stories soon, so expect updated versions over the next few days! I’m really excited to make them look cleaner, prettier, and fit the stories better. 

✨ ATTENTION MY PRECIOUS ANOMALIES! ✨
          
          Velvet here with a VERY exciting announcement that definitely won’t cause any irreversible emotional damage whatsoever!
          
          Introducing:
          
           THE BUTTERFLY AFFECT 
          
          A brand new story following Kinger and Queenie through a lovely little garden adventure filled with:
           glowing butterflies!
           emotional instability!
           memory loss!
           devastating romance!
           psychologically concerning levels of yearning!
          
          Follow Kinger as he desperately tries to hold onto the one person who made the Circus feel survivable… while the Butterfly Room slowly changes Queenie into something he can’t save.
          
          How fun! 
          
          WARNING:
          This story may contain:
          ❗crying
          ❗existential dread
          ❗tragic devotion
          ❗emotional suffering
          ❗Kinger being painfully in love
          
          Enjoy the show, everyone! ✨

Hello my precious anomalies!
          
          sorry for not posting recently, life’s been getting busy. Promise chapters will be coming soon and the start of two new books. 
          
          Look out for announcements to keep updated 
          
          Thanks for all your support 

HELLO MY PRECIOUS ANOMALIES—
          
          I have something new for you 
          
          A story! A wonderfully stitched-together, emotionally questionable, possibly-regret-inducing story!
          
           “The Girl Made of Seams” 
          
          Starring:
           a house where everything is completely normal (it is not)  
           a peaceful little farm (incorrect)  
           a girl who is VERY good at keeping things together  
           and a mother who is DEFINITELY the villain…  
          …unless she isn’t!
          
          But don’t worry, my precious anomalies!
          
          There is absolutely NO long-term psychological damage involved in realising—far too late—that you may have misunderstood someone your entire life! 
          
          That would be absurd!
          
          If you enjoy:
          ✨ emotional instability (the fun kind!)  
          ✨ morally grey perspectives  
          ✨ quiet realizations that sneak up on you when you’re not looking  
          
          Then step right up!
          
          The show begins soon.
          
          And remember—
          
          not everything that’s broken looks like it is 

The circus is supposed to be fun.
          
          At least, that's what Caine says.
          
          When he announces the biggest adventure the circus has ever seen, everyone expects puzzles, chaos, and his usual over-the-top games. But this adventure feels different.
          
          The rules keep changing.
          The world keeps breaking.
          And Caine... doesn't seem like himself anymore.
          
          While the others struggle to survive the strange new challenges, one question keeps coming up.
          
          What exactly is behind the C&A door?
          
          Because whatever is knocking on the other side...
          
          Caine seems terrified to open it.
          
          New short story coming soon!!!

4 more chapters just posted!! 

Hello my Precious Anomalies!! 
          
          That’s me officially finished writing “smile like a loaded gun” and i will be releasing the story slowly overtime. 
          
          Now i have 2 options for you all. In the background i have been working on two books. 
          
          I need your help in knowing which one you want to read first? 
          
          Book 1: “Act like you love me”
          
          Or 
          
          Book 2: “The velvet ringmaster”
          
          Let me know! 

HOLD ON CAN I JUST SAY, 
          
          HOLY GUACAMOLE, TF WAS THAT EPISODE. 
          
          “Hjsakldfhl” has to be the most amazing yet traumatic thing I’ve ever watched. 
          
          Absolute traumatising cinema.

Hello my precious anomalies 
          
          Just a quick message to let you know that 5 new chapters of Smile Like a Loaded Gun are about to be posted right now. They should be live in a few minutes!
          
          Happy reading!