You always sympathize with the enemy. How strange. You’ve always been likened to the darker side. I’m not saying anything just yet, and I really don’t care which team you’re playing on, but it’s just something to keep in mind. Friend.
You’re so picky. Guess I can comply, but only if you agree to stop talking to me so stoically. What? Can’t a guy ask for a little friendliness once in a while?