Hello Cello! I'm Vennding Machine! I'm just sayin' I'm from Asia, and Vennding machines are rare where I'm from. I'm fat: this is me (  o-o  ). I like food and turtles, so yeh! 

My fav number (lol what) is 7.
My fav actors are Matt Damon and Hugh Jackman.
My fav actresses are Jennifer Lawrence and Shailene Woodley.
My fav movie director is Neill Blonkamp (srsly his movies are underrated)
My fav colour is black.
My fav movie not directed by Blonkamp is probably Kingsman or Hitman Agent 47.

Because I support this statement from @Marvin8055's profile, I'll put it here as well:

Dear bullies, 
That girl you called dumb? She has dyslexia.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
The woman you called bald? She's fighting for her life against cancer.
The man you laughed at for having scars? He fought for our country.
The boy you punched in the hall today? He's being abused at home.
The child you called retarded because they were in a wheelchair? They risked their life to save a 4 year old. 
That boy you pushed today?He committed suicide a couple of minutes ago.
That girl you called a slut in class? She's a virgin.
That boy you called lame? Has to work every night to support his family.
That boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
That girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting on her makeup hoping people will like her.